NAME: Pooner Clark
BIRTHPLACE: Idaho Falls, Idaho (home of the famous potatoes).
HEIGHT: 6'2"
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Spotty
PANT SIZE: Waist 35" Inseam 32" (It irritates Pooner that men's pants are only available in even numbered waist sizes at most major department stores.)
Pooner enjoys enjoys Thai food, wonders why child-proof devices are no longer needed on lighters, and realizes you need to make a major investment in your shoes.
POONER LIKES:
- Cassic Rock
- Breakast cereals with freeze-dried strawberries in them
- Peanut Butter Cookies
- Therapeutic Massage
- Other people's children and pets
POONER DISLIKES:
- Rap Music
- Being called "dude" or "dawg"
- Power outages
- Learning that Ray Manzarek is now 70 years old.
- Always being next in line when someone needs a price check or can't get their debit card to work.
Picture courtesy of Yary Photography
